Sitting naked in her house, as she usually is on lazy Sunday mornings, Gladys waits for something interesting to happen as she gives herself a pedicure in front of the TV, which current plays her "stories".
A knock at the door.
She pulls on her silk bathrobe, saunters to the front door to the apartment, and throws it open. Standing in the door-frame is a hunk of man-flesh dressed only in brown USP shorts and shirt.
Gladys has a thing for guys in brown shorts.
And, to top it off, it was her birthday. Was he REALLY here to deliver a package, or had her friends hired him to deliver a DIFFERENT KIND of package? She grabbed his clipboard, tossed it aside, and...
A knock at the door.
She pulls on her silk bathrobe, saunters to the front door to the apartment, and throws it open. Standing in the door-frame is a hunk of man-flesh dressed only in brown USP shorts and shirt.
Gladys has a thing for guys in brown shorts.
And, to top it off, it was her birthday. Was he REALLY here to deliver a package, or had her friends hired him to deliver a DIFFERENT KIND of package? She grabbed his clipboard, tossed it aside, and...
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Re: Special dilivery from the UPS guy
Tue, June 19, 2007 - 11:38 PM...stood there, quivering slightly with a mixture of excitement and fear that she’d just made a total ass of herself.
UPS delivery driver Richard Priapus glanced at the quivering woman and then glanced over at his network-capable computerized clipboard which, moments before, had been in his manly grasp, but now was on the floor, the duress alarm light blinking furtively.
“Nice package!” exclaimed Gladys, staring at Richard’s shorts. “Show me what Brown can do for me!”
Richard paused for a moment and considered the risk to his employment were he to partake of this special moment. “Ohhh fuck it” thought Richard. “I can always work for FedEx.”
Richard placed his hands on his hips, slid them down to his thighs and said “Well, ma’am, it depends. Do you want Ground Service or Overnight?”
Before Gladys could respond, the clipboard beeped loudly and a mechanical voice said...
